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Frequently Asked Questions
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Tell him how much you appreciate him! Buy him a cup of coffee. Support Movember. Root for the Eagles, Phillies, and 76ers. Compliment his thoughtfulness. Tell him he has the best beard ever.
If you like him romantically, totally understandable, but the position has been filled. Please apply elsewhere. Channel your crush into something useful like learning how to crochet or calling your representatives to demand change.
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